Woobstick

An intimidating enchanted donkey dick in boner form.

I tried to take Barney back to his stable, but he instead impaled my mouth with his massive woobstick and refused to go.

by limpychicken June 12, 2019

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Woodside Priory

They say that if you sniff your farts hard enough you'll be able to see it. You can't enter it unless you are driving either a Toyota Prius or a car with a market value of at lease 80K. Some people say it's just a legend but I know it's real. I know it's real cause I've been there. They say it's a college prep school ruled over by robed wizards but in reality it's a cleverly disguised waiting room for the rich brood of silicon valley. Not everyone believes it can be found. Well how could they. Only those with a Net worth of at least a couple million dollars can gain its attention and as the saying goes when you stare into the abyss the abyss stares back, unless you're poor. The mundane environment forces the future of the Bay Area to transform. The astral plane of ones mind turns gay, philosophically depleted, pedagalogically ignorant, hair blue, and fat. Also everyone there is hopped up on drugs. Warning to the wise. Avoid at all costs, otherwise it will cost you more than your wallet can handle.

Person A: I think we're lost
Person B: let me check (look of horror ensues)
Person A: What is it? You ok?
Person B: shit shit shit

Person A: What? (said in gay fat person voice)
Person B: It's Woodside Priory (also said in gay fat person voice)

by keithcage69 April 23, 2022

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camp woodstock

THE BEST PLACE IN EARTH!!! camp woodstock is where campers and staff meet their best friends. every summer campers and staff come back to their second home and make the best memories of their lives. everything is special at camp and everyone will treat you like you’re family. you’ll never wanna leave camp woodstock. if you ever go to woodstock, ur a woodstocker forever.

have fun at camp woodstock where u will become family with everyone else.

by session 3 camper for 5 years!! August 13, 2019

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elle woods era

that period when you’re over your breakup and you start to focus completely on school or work, much like elle woods in the movie legally blonde where she realizes she needs to get over warner and that getting her law degree is more important.

person a: you know he said he misses you right? you should get back together

person b: ew, no. i’m so over him. i’ve been doing better at school, it’s time for my elle woods era

by immakinwafflesduh September 12, 2021

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chicken of the woods

An opossum.

Last night I shot the chicken of the woods cuz the fawker was eatin my cat food.

by sterr December 31, 2013

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Take Jimmy to the Woodshed

Take Jimmy to the Woodshed

A polite reference to one beating off one’s cock n balls with a feverish, almost abusive, spanking action.

I’m gonna take jimmy to the woodshed tonight when I get home.

I took jimmy to the woodshed several times last night. My nuts are drained.

Take jimmy to the woodshed

by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020

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