jahova's witness

The reason I own dogs

Do your job Spike! The jahova's witnesses are here again!

by ShaneV January 6, 2008

Round Horder's Without An Arse-Guard

Similar to the phrase 'up the creek without a paddle'; it is used to describe a terrible situation which there is no way to resolve. 'Horder' is a known bummer, so to be round his house without an arse-guard suggest an anal-rape is likely for the guardless individual.

I acidentally flushed my friends english coursework down the the toliet the day before he had to hand it in. If he finds out I'm round Horder's without an arse-guard.

by Rimbor April 20, 2005

Assfucked without lube or a kiss

In a bad situation or position impossible to get out of, which is the direct result of someone else's actions, usually intentional.

Synonyms: see royally screwed, fucked, up shit creek, shafted, buggered

1st Person: So he didn't tell you the exam was today?

2nd Person: Yeah; I've been assfucked without lube or a kiss.

1st Person: Wanker.

by Balphezar October 23, 2006

winona ryder

The most beautiful and intelligent person on the planet. She's also very cool

You're as beautiful as Winona Ryder.

by benji August 25, 2003

here without you

Sad, but amazing song by the kickass rock band, "Three Doors Down"

"I'm here without you baby, but you're still on my lonely mind.."

by o'keefe January 12, 2008

Fair Witness

Fair Witness is a fictional profession invented by Robert Heinlein. (Stranger in a Strange Land)

A Fair Witness is an individual trained to observe events and report exactly what he or she sees and hears, making no extrapolations or assumptions. An eidetic memory is a prerequisite for the job, although this may be attainable with suitable training.

In Heinlein's society, a Fair Witness is a highly reputable source of information. By custom, a Fair Witness acting professionally, generally wearing distinctive white robes, is never addressed directly, and is never acknowledged by anyone present.

While Fair Witnesses may hold jobs, at all times they must honor the traditions of the Fair Witness and do their best to avoid any possibility of bias when wearing the robes and repeating the truth of what they have seen, done or heard.

Fair Witnesses are prohibited from drawing conclusions about what they observe. As a demonstration, in the novel a Fair Witness was asked to describe the color of a house in the distance. She responds, "It's white on this side"; whereupon Heinlein explains that she would not assume knowledge of the color of the other sides of the house without being able to see them. Furthermore, after observing another side of the house she would not then assume that any previously seen side was still the same color as last reported, even if only minutes before.

You can trust what he says. He's the closest thing to a "fair witness" of anybody I've ever known.

by Deacon John Hubertz April 18, 2018

Jebrovah's Witness

One who adheres strictly to the Bro Code and preaches door to door from the Book of Brob.

Dude, Kyle keeps trying to get me to join Sigma Phi. He's such a Jebrovah's Witness.

by NilBilly April 8, 2010