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Weed Whacker

I don't like smoking with Henri. I got him stoned and he began to furiously masturbate. What a weed whacker.
by PsychedelicTaco October 3, 2015
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Weed Whacker

A person who decided to make a poor life choice by smoking weed known by cops as Marijuana then immediately afterward beat their meat, therefore, coining the phrase weed whacker
"Person 1: Bro after dinner you wanna go be weed whackers?
Person 2: Hell no. Because I'm not an idiot.
by SaberToothBraden October 17, 2018
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slug whacker

someone who is a bit of a dickhead, but still a loveable rogue. loose slang in colloquial venecular
Johnny pull you head in, ya slug whacker
by Benny the Ball Buster August 18, 2010
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Paddy Whacker

A policeman's truncheon or baton. Arose from the misconception that the only reason the Irish came to this country was to get drunk, lay around all day, commit petty crime, steal your women and birth hordes of Catholic children who in turn would lay around, drink and commit petty crime... The only deterrent to this madness being the local cop and his murder stick. See "Paddy Wagon" and "St. Patrick's Day in the U.S."
Alright Seamus... Are you going to come with us willingly or do the five of us need to pull our Paddy whackers?
by Tectuctitlay February 19, 2022
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paddy whacker

A policeman's truncheon or baton. Arose from the fact that the Irish were generally on the wrong side on the law in the New World and as such were often on the wrong end of the paddy whacker.
The policeman subdued the miscreant with his paddy whacker.
by Noirin October 14, 2006
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Hot dog flavored tally whacker

A dick,penis,cock,wang,thingy,wiener,ect. A nickname for a penis
by 1337lordofmaximumpwnage January 18, 2009
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Weed whacker golf

Game played while drinking using an old-time weed whacker and smashed beer cans. When played after midnight, a neighbors bedroom window must be one of the holes. Other typical holes can be cars and trees.
Let's play some weed whacker golf, Old Lady Peach's house is 18th hole.
by jeffro11 November 1, 2008
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