ween in my face

Synonymous with "this sucks" and derived from the same root, that root being the act of sucking on an erect penis.

Jake: Frenchie, you gotta go into the water and push the raft
Ryan French: wow, ween in my face

by Lilchinesekid May 11, 2008

squeezing ween

The act of procrastination by jerking off.

How come this floor isn't clean?
Because James was out back

"Squeezing ween".

by Clydexmusic May 13, 2022

ween

When you express your feelings and cry about it. The act of being a weenie.

"Damn. That makes me sad. I'll ween about it later"

by naomithehomie June 15, 2019

Ween

Epic cringe, total uncomfort towards something to the point you want to hurt the person doing the thing.

People who smack their tongue while eating or drinking make me ween

by Lolatheshowgorl November 23, 2020

ween ween

A male object with a wittle nickname.

"Johnathon threw out his ween ween to get the succ" Betty sucked some good ween ween last night!"

by tanniebanana December 9, 2016

Ween

Noun- A dick

Verb- The act of partaking in Halloween festivities, specifically the roaming about and gathering sweets.

Tim: Lets go weening!
Nathan: Nigga what? Pause?
Tim: bro i meant lets go partake in halloween festivities!
Nathan: mhm

George (British person): Oh, Pa! Me ween hurts!

Thomas (His abusive British father): I DON'T GIVE A FUCK GEORGE! LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE! *gets belt

by Big dick Brody October 15, 2022

Ween

1) Slang for "penis", "dick", "weiner", or whatever the hell you call it.

2) A cool, albeit weird AF rock duo consisting of Gene Ween (Gener) and Dean Ween (Deaner) originating from New Hope, PA sometime around 1985, and they've been making the brownest music known to man ever since. They're most well known for making the Ocean Man song, and for being mocked on Beavis and Butthead. One time they even made a song where the lyrics are a guy ordering a bunch of Mexican food.

1: I'm gonna shoot your ween off with a Nerf gun. Any last words?

2: Stephen Hillenburg was a fan of Ween, and for good reason!

by Honeycomb Dude November 18, 2020