The Austin Wesselhoff

When you're taking a stardarized test like the ACT for example, and you start to vomit hoarsely. This will distract most of the people taking the test. Ozzy then will have vomit dripping from his nose and mouth.

The Austin Wesselhoff was used when ozzy puked today during the ACT.

by ACT class June 5, 2011

Wessel

Geeky nerd xbox fanboy.
Lover of everything IT.

Wessel: I LOVE playing XBOX!

by Odie85 February 4, 2010

human wasteland

Carrot top.

by Anonymous May 15, 2003

wastelanding

Spending time doing pointless bullshit or being otherwise unproductive. Wastelanding is usually an enjoyable activity (such as watching TV or playing video games) but ultimately a complete waste of time and of existence. Also known as "wasting away".

Person 1: Hey Spencer, what have you been up to?
Person 2: d00d I got Madden '08 and I've just been at home wastelanding

Guys Spencer couldn't join us this evening as he is busy wasting away

by Spencer Smith March 22, 2008

wasteland

referring to the smell of a public restroom after someone takes a huge dump.

dude it smells like a wasteland in there.

by Kumaru March 9, 2008

Wasel

A male who possesses a small penis that is stunted in growth and therefore is inadequately equipped for sexual relations. Due to their inadequacy, most wasels give up on life in general, retreating to a cold dark cave to live their life as a wasel- hermit. Studies have shown that 100% of females prefer males who are non-wasels.

"Bob was use to living life as a loner, exiled from society and rejected by women. Why, you ask? Because he's a wasel."

Female 1: "How did you get so good at pretending?"
Female 2: "My husband is a wasel."

by Nut_Job_ January 22, 2015

Wasserman

a white, obese male (often a teacher) who is utterly obsessed with the smell, feel and texture of women’s hair. he does not ask for consent before sniffing and playing with hair.

“hey, stop being a wasserman!”

by Wasserman October 29, 2019