ball walking

hanging your testicles out of your zipper and walking through a crowded area. commonly done at a bar after a heavy night of drinking and striking out with the ladies, a guy will decide he might as well go "ball walking". very fun to see people's faces when they catch a glimpse of your sack haning out.

man i am so drunk that i have no more game. i might as well do a little ball walking for some entertainment.

by jesstre November 8, 2006

walking children in nature

A phrase coined by Rupaul's Drag Race contestant TaMMie Brown during Season 1's reunion episode. Turn off your goddamn computer and go walk children in nature.

"You all called me losers and I don't see you out there walking children in nature."--TaMMie Brown

by anxietyblogger May 19, 2014

walking closet

The term "walk-in closet" as used by asshats who are accustomed to taking most things at face value, and never question the consequences of having a free-roaming closet running loose in ones home.

The master bedroom of this delightful apartment has a closet so large you can walk into it. It is, indeed, a walking closet.

by HeiZahn April 21, 2008

walking lick

When somebody sets themselves up to be easily robbed

Jimmy always walks around with all his money hanging out of his pockets he's a walking lick

by Big rasta April 20, 2016

Walgging

When you go for a walk along the road, only jogging when a car drives by and walking the rest of the time. A combination of walking and jogging.

I just went walgging and boy are my thighs burning!

by MixMastaJennifa February 3, 2009

Walkin Slicks

Any amount of money earned above and beyond the expected. Examples: finding a $20 on the ground, winning money while gambling, buying something cheap and selling it at a higher price.

Money earned at work as part of salary or normal hourly wages would not be considered walking slicks. However, any additional money earned, such as a bonus, would be considered walking slicks.

Friend: "Last night I won $1000 at the casino"

Me: "Oooohh, nice... walkin slicks"

Friend (Nodding): "Yeeaaahhhhh..."

by D-Dubya February 9, 2010

walking boner

Horny beyond belief and wanting to fuck anything that moves.

I'm soo horny, I feel like a walking boner!

by mookie's zj June 23, 2011