Global Warming

a gradual increase in the overall temperature of the earth's atmosphere generally attributed to the greenhouse effect caused by increased levels of carbon dioxide, CFCs, and other pollutants. Also, some dipshits think this is fake, it's not, it's as real as your mom.

Anti-Science Boi: Oh hi! Seen the news?
Bobby: Yeah, global warming sucks
Anti-Science Gay-Lord: gLoBaL wArMinG fAkE!111!!

by gay-star-lord July 20, 2021

Talk about global warming

1: Talking about the heating of the world that is supposed to be caused by humans

2: Going to go have sex

"Romeo and Juliet are going to talk about Global warming after they get married."

by Starriss Lunariss April 25, 2008

global warming fart

A fart so heat-filled that it measurably contributes to the temperature of the planet.

Save the environment! Cut down on the burritos so you don't make a global warming fart. But really, cow farts contribute to global warming all the time.

by Brjtlc June 18, 2010

warminster

wanna be philly kids, adults are semi snobs and everyone is miserable here. schools are aight but there’s like nothing to do in warminster. also home of som bike life kids who like to ride in traffic.

yo wanna got warminster

no

by dosto March 2, 2021

Millennial Warming

The warming of the Earth’s global climate and it seems to be impossible to stop as the Earth has warmed and cooled throughout its existent as proposed by Juan Hernandez an individual with the mind of an awoken with the Millennial Warming Theory. The excess carbon dioxide in atmosphere is an impossible task to stop now it is to late.

The Millennial Warming is happening the weather outside it 10 degrees hotter and in winter it doesn’t become cold not as much.

by DoggieGeneral October 17, 2019

Global warming

It sounds good, and for that reason some people are going to try and make a lot of money off it.

As long as the insurance companies could come up with some convincing statistics and scientific sounding results to back their global warming claim, they had an excuse to make a lot more money by raising insurance rates. They would live even more like kings/queens than they already did off the extra money.

by Solid Mantis November 12, 2020

Run away global warming

The state of the world as it is now where the world keeps getting hoter and hoter. It has been proven that if all carbon dioxide emission were to stop right now the world would contune to get warmer and it would take a thousand years for it to get back to normal. But as more carbon dioxide goes into the air it makes global warming go farward even faster. The world is getting warmer at a rate faster than computer models have predicted. There is now no ice in the artic ocean in the summer. It has been predicted that if it contunes in years to come the amazon rainforest will die first turn to grass land then to desert. The growing belts in the U.S. that grows a large part of the world's food will vanish and a global famine will result which will cause massive fighting between nations as they struggle for the limited food and water supply. With the politcal state of the world a nuclear war is not out of the question.
You have been warned. Hear me now believe me later.

Can we stop run away global warming?

by Deep blue 2012 April 1, 2010