ugly crack whore

An unattractive female that has manly features who offers sexual services in exchange for crack. People like this are often found in ghetto towns.

Dude 1: Hey I just got a handy from the ugly crack whore in Winthrop.

Dude 2: Gross...

by mr. 56 April 12, 2010

ugly

Another word for unnatractive or unapealling... What girls call me.

I showed my picture to a bunch of girls online and they all said ''ewwww, he's ugly''. I thought I was good-looking, guess not.

by Michael Rehmeyr December 26, 2007

Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch

What you simply have to say to the overweight, psoriatic bitch in the office who takes crisps out of the packet individually, annoying everyone else in the building, instead of emptying them all out and turning ten minutes of irritating rattling into about 3 seconds.

Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch. Better still, stop eating crisps altogether you hideous mountain of lard.

by Supernatural England August 10, 2009

Ugly Rude

When one person walks past another, encroaches the other one's personal space and fails to acknowledge the error.

1st co-worker: "While I was getting on the bus this morning, a guy jumped off through the front door, nearly knocking me over. He didn't bother to say either "Excuse me" or "Good morning". We were close enough to kiss, but I was turned off by his clogged pores."

2nd co-worker: "Oh, that's ugly rude!"

by Commuter Breeze July 17, 2011

Shove it up your ugly ass

Quote from the video Big Bell Hell's

Find a better deal? SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS! That's right! SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!!

by McDonnell Douglas MD-11 June 12, 2018

the ugly one

1- The One who is ugly.

2- A member of the Teen Girl Squad, a cartoon drawn by Strong Bad.

1- That duckling is the ugly one.

2- Cheerleader! So-and-so! What's-her-face! The Ugly One!!!!

by aaronak November 5, 2004

Universal Ugly

Someone who represents all that is ugly and wrong with the world.

Someone highly unlikely to have friends, a career, a relationship, or a life due to the inherent nature of their terrible looks and/or personality

Guy 1: Dude did you hear that Melissa got rejected by her date/job/school/life?
Guy 2: Duh, I'm not surprised. She's universal ugly. Who would want to see that on a regular basis?

by Mork Minus Mindy May 27, 2008