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Donut Touch

A variation of a "Do Not Touch" commonly found in museums and antique China stores.
"I want that blueberry donut, bro. It looks hella good."
"Hands off the glass, man. Can't you read? It says 'Donut Touch!'"
by DictionaryPapi June 20, 2014
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child toucher

that guy has a child toucher mustache, he must be a child toucher
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Wall Touch

In a double penetration scenario, when one penis feels the other penis through the wall between the butthole and the vagina
Bro 1: Yo, I had a devil's threesome last night, and my balls touched the other guy's balls. Is that gay?

Bro 2: Bro, everyone knows a wall touch leads to a ball touch, and ball touches are gay.

Bro 1: You're right, wall touches lead to ball touches.
by walltouch November 11, 2018
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the biden touch

The opposite of The Midas Touch. When everything you touch rapidly turns to shit.
COVID, the southern border, inflation, energy, now Afghanistaneverything this president touches is a disaster, he has The Biden Touch.
by ajpolo August 16, 2021
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Don't touch my junk

It's the new battle cry of travelers fed up with the far-reaching powers of authority in charge, in this case the TSA.

Coined by John Tyner, a 31-year-old California man who objected to a full body "pat down" by a TSA security man in San Diego not to touch his package before boarding a flight. He also happened to be recording the incident with his cell phone.

"If you touch my junk, I'll have you arrested," said the 31 year old Californian.

After he shared his recording online, it went viral and now has become a catch-phrase in the tradition of Don't tase me, bro.
Don't touch my junk.
by writerdg November 21, 2010
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iPod Touch

(noun) a decent music player that usualy used for it internet pornagraphy capabilities among teenagers
Bill: "Hey dude, i got grounded for being caught watchin porn on my PC"
Bob: "that sux i just watch porn on my ipod touch and not get caught."
Bill: "fuck you"
by smokey-mcpot February 4, 2009
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touching road

Touching road-meaning I’m leaving or going somewhere
At a party
You- guys I’m touching road
Other guy-ok, see you later
by Dequavis January 4, 2018
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