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Keenan through ball

A 'Keenan through ball' is a colloquial term derived from the latin saying 'Keenan throughith ballith'. It has been adopted more recently to describe a beatifully flighted chip pass in Fifa 11 of which only one man can complete, seriously only one man. Throughout history the term has been heard on numerous occasions such as when the Romans first invaded Britain; artefacts found read "Gregoran Keenantiosis, a high ranking chief of the empire, a Legotas Regionas if you will, was seen in town today, his hat tilted ever so slightly, which made all around want to be in his gang per chance, was moving fair maidens along when his hat, or officially Roman war helmet (from All Saints), suddenly fell to the ground. Aghast, rather than lose face with said vixens all around, Gregoras took one touch of the helmet with his left boot, then with his right and graciously proceeded to deliver the most poetic flick, spinning the helmet high through the air to a passing Centurion who volleyed it in to a passing carriage." Seen by many as an act of lunacy at the time, history dictates that what was witnessed that day went on to change many peoples lives as well as form the template for Italian football many centuries later.
by Pontius Pilate213 March 20, 2011
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Help! I'm trapped on Urban Dictionary, and the only way I can reach my realm is through defining a word.
by Rambunctious Raccoon April 11, 2021
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shit through a screen door

An extremely runny, liquidy shit that would pass completely through the screen of a door, if the opportunity arose.
"Drinking too much of that fancy beer makes me shit through a screen door."
by Kristi go January 13, 2007
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drag through the garden

A food item, all decked out with all the little goodies, deluxe style. Usually meaning vegetables, but not necessarily so. The opposite of plain. Frequently something that has been dragged through the garden has so much other stuff on it that the original or basic item is burried and lost. Sometimes used for a fast food "vegetarian" hamburger that consists of a bun, condiments and everything else - but no meat.

Usually used to mean adding all available items, especially with a hamburger, pizza or omelette. A hamburger with onion or a slice of tomato isn't dragged through the garden. A hamburger with tomatoes, lettuce, onions, mushrooms, olives, green peppers and sprouts is.
"You want cheese on that hamburger?"

"Give me cheese and drag through the garden!"

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I ordered a cheese omelette, but this is a drag through the garden special.
by Old Radio Collector October 8, 2006
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through the eyes of the dead

one of the best hardcore metal bands ever!!! thier use of extremely fast double bass pedals and face melting breakdowns are what has given them such a huge fan base...

TTEOTD was my favorite metal band until they decided to kick anthony gunnels out and bring in Nate Johnson.
Even though the new stuff is brytal as hell and still sounds amazing...they sound like any other metal band now.
Anthony's vocals and josh kulicks drums were the only thing seperating tteotd from the rest of the hardcore metal scene and now that anthony is gone...well we will just have to see how much longer this once great metal band will make it
Hey did you go to the through the eyes of the dead concert last night?

yea man it was insane!!!! they sacrificed a live goat on stage and then set it on fire while they ripped my face off
by Matttttttttttttttttttttttttt September 5, 2007
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Throuple

A throuple is a relationship consisting of three people.

My favourite throuple is Cait, jo, and dan. Cait being the supreme leader of the thouple, dan being the crazy one and jo being the glue that holds the throuple together. Providing the throuple With childcare, dinners and ideas for new things for them to try in the bedroom.
“ Can you watch the children Jo while me and our sweetheart Dan go out for dinner?”

“ Yes of course my love, I’m so glad we are such a beautiful throuple!”
by Bluemonkey221166 December 13, 2019
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put your foot through a Van Gogh

To ruin something beautiful by trying to improve it.
You think I should lose weight?

Hey, don't put your foot through a Van Gogh, now.
by Alex Stockwell December 3, 2007
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