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closed text

when you text somebody and they reply back with lol, haha, or yeah leaving you confused on what to say back and killing your conversation
guy 1: i told her about the kid getting shoved in the locker and she just replyed back lol
guy 2: ouch what'd you say back?
guy 1: nothing! it was a closed text what could i say!
by Carlos Mendez-Valdez June 6, 2009
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One Word Text

What girls use in a text message to indicate that they are done talking to you. Usually implies that they are unhappy with you.
Classic One Word Texts:

Boy Text: "What's up?"

Girl Text: "Nothing."

Boy Text: "I see. I'm just chilling today"

Girl Text: "K"

Boy text: "Is everything ok?"

Girl Text: "Yep"
by pacothejew September 8, 2011
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pocket text

when your phone is in your pocket and accidently sends someone a text
Friend: hey whats "ku?"
Me: oh sorry that was a pocket text
by DAGMARTHEUNSTOPPABLE March 29, 2009
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textasterone

The need to text someone, usually out of complete boredom and usually because social interaction is craved.
Guy: I'm comin' down with some textasterone here, maybe if I ask everyone what they thought of the latest movie that came out.
by Douglas Young September 24, 2007
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text nuke

A text nuke is a text bomb on steroids.

Sending a text nuke requires sending a single recipient at least 500 text messages. Given the service and quality of the phone, this may take more than half an hour just to receive the messages. Very successful if don to recipient at inconvenient times: in class, during a test, 5AM, hooking up with somebody, at a meeting, etc...

A text nuke should be reserved for comical purposes or when you really want to mess with somebody. Careful - if done in jest, ensure that the recipient has a plan.

*Note: This can also be used to achieve more than a simple interruption, such as battery drainage...*
Tara: WTF man, you just sent me 500 text messages!

Me: Yes I just sent you a text nuke!
by Hector Jr November 27, 2009
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text tag

When you text someone and they don't reply for a long time so when they finally hit you back, you wait just about the same time or longer to text them back.
She didn't text me back until 2 hours later, so now I'm going to text tag and wait at least a couple of hours to text her back.
by gibsz October 28, 2013
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Text-Anxiety

When you text someone important and get no reply. Often leads to a resending of texts or calls to make sure they received it (along with the danger of looking desperate). Can invoke anxiety that you wont ever get a text back.
Justin: Dude, she hasn't texted me back yet! Maybe I should resend the text to make sure she got it...

Ryan: Dude, you sound desperate...Sounds like you've got Text-Anxiety to me.

Justin: Shut up!
by Arsenio L. January 31, 2008
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