emoji texter

Someone who feels the need to communicate via text message with ambiguous images in place of actual English language words.

Me: hey what are we doing this weekend

Wife: 🐮🌿🌾🎻🏆🏇🏇😂😂😂😂😂

Me: damn emoji texter

by Cdrunbb November 25, 2015

Cookie Monster Texter

A person who is NOT tech-savvy who has a tendency to use short sentences and omit words due to laziness and/or inability to text properly.

A normal text message would be, "I will see you at the mall at 6pm"

A Cookie Monster Texter would be, "Mall. Me. You. 6"

by JollyLittleB.B. July 30, 2010

Teenery

Scenery that includes teenage girls, such as a campground.

Let's go to the boat ramp, there is plenty of teenery there.

by Slapcheese May 8, 2008

Snorlax texter

The act of texting someone and having to wait 10+ minutes or several hours for a reply or having to send again in hopes of a reply. This can also be used by people who are attempting to ignore you or are to busy to talk, commonly used by the forgetful people or someone who is txting inept

Julian: hay what are you doing later? (6:39pm)
Vinnie: ummm nothing bro wanna hang in a few minutes? (6:40pm)
Julian: Alright cool were u wanna meet? (6:41pm)
Julian: Dude?.... (6:59pm)
Vinnie: hay what's up? (8:01pm)
Julian: your a snorlax texter (8:02pm)

by Daaaaaaaadddddddd February 1, 2010

teeters

Breasts; Also known as boobs, tits, honkers. Cows also have teeters.

Wow, that girl has big teeters!
I am not touching that cow's teeters!

by Ms. Bouvier October 18, 2003

revenge texter

someone who will wait the equal amount of time or more it took for a person to text them, to text them back.

"It took Derek 68 minutes to text me back. I'm going to wait 69 minutes to reply."

"You're a revenge texter. Period."

by Hannah is Magical March 19, 2010

toilet-texter

A person who can't set their phone down for even the five minutes it takes to use the toilet.

Sebastian: "I was texting with Karen the other day when she started naming her bowel movements and talking about bathroom stall graffiti. Do you think she was toilet-texting me?!"
Lucas: "Yeah, dude, that girl is definitely a toilet-texter. Her phone never leaves her hands!"

by simdave2000 May 6, 2010