Mobile Task Force Unit Epsilon-11

Mobile Task Force Unit Epsilon-11 is the word that gives every d-boy PTSD when he entered the entrance zone.

D-boy: *Enters entrance zone*

Intercom: *boop boop* Mobile task force unit epsilon-11 designated Nine Tailed Fox has entered the facility. All remaining survivors are advised to stay in the evacuation shelter or any other safe area until the unit has secured the facility. They'll start escorting personnel out when the escaped SCP's have been recontained. *eeeeeeeekkk*

by anonymous September 14, 2020

FlexFit Hyken Mesh Task Chair with Adjustable Arms - Black

very nice office/gaming chair

Person 1: yo bro i just ordered the FlexFit Hyken Mesh Task Chair with Adjustable Arms - Black from Staples.ca
Person 2: yoo bro thats sick, i wish i could afford one!

by FlexFit Hyken Mesh Task Chair March 2, 2022

mobile task force unit epsilon 11 designated nine tailed fox has entered the facility, all foundation personnel are to carry out standard evacuation protocols.

an announcement to say that things are about to gat very bad

class d: *runs here and there*
PA: mobile task force unit epsilon 11 designated nine tailed fox has entered the facility, all foundation personnel are to carry out standard evacuation protocols.
class d: crap noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Adam Goh June 7, 2021

Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Playing Among Us in real life, spaceship with my crew Gonna split up, spread out 'cagot tasks to douse we all

MY FAV SONG IN THE HOLE WIDE WOARLD IS Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Playing Among Us in real life, spaceship with my crew Gonna split up, spread out 'cause we all got tasks to do

Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Playing Among Us in real life, spaceship with my crew Gonna split up, spread out 'cagot tasks to douse we all

by jeff the weirdo November 6, 2021

Dad Task

A task only a father can do the right way.

Tasks might include: packing the car, cutting the lawn, loading the dishwasher, etc...

"Dave is such a cool guy and a great father. I'm sure he would beat me at any Dad Task known to man."

by MacGyver McGoo September 2, 2021

cassandrean task

when you have to deal with people you know won't listen to you, despite having accurate information, and having to watch them fumble about when you told them the solution from the start (most often witnessed in customer service)

Todd: god taking to bill is such a cassandrean task sometimes

Paul: i know right, no matter what you say he refuses to listen

by Fadedlizard April 20, 2024

Cassandrian task

Dealing with people you know won't listen to you, despite being provided accurate information, and watching them fumble about when you told them the solution from the start.

(Often witnessed in customer service or technical support)

Releasing this new feature was a Cassandrian task.

by Luk164 May 24, 2025