Blasting Taft

The act of masturbation, a term popularized by certain message boards. Reference to the 27th President of the United States, William Howard Taft.

"I was in the bathroom the other night and my girlfriend totally walked in on me while I was Blasting Taft."

"Please excuse me from the dinner table. I'm afraid I have to go Blast some Taft."

"Hey! Blast your own Taft!"

by moonmaster July 3, 2007

Taffy Puller

During the act of sexual intercourse, the man and woman get into the "cowboy" position.
With the girl on top, she uses her vaginal area to squeeze the penis, and pulls up. There for "pulling" the mans "taffy".

"That girl gave me a wicked Taffy Puller last night."

by JOMOFOBLOSO January 18, 2009

TAFE

TAFE, in long 'Technical Applied Further Education' is the Australian government run educational facility for those who have left highschool but wish to further their skills and job prospects through a wide range of courses.

Something that many look down on simply for not requiring a UAI (university admissions index) to enrol. However these 'higher' individuals end up at TAFE themself when they're in their 30s/40s because the university courses they spent the best part of their life and money on can't actually be applied to a job.

Where do I find that big room where 300 of us gather around an old guy giving us his regurgitated ideology from a text book imprinted in his memory?

We don't have one of those here. It's TAFE.

Sorry, I'm too used to sticking with my life goal, which is to be accepted by society. So where do you go to be told what to write down about your beliefs on economic globalization?

Your mind.

Huh?

by anothergitlikeyou May 2, 2009

Taffy sac

The consistency of ones scrotum as if the testicles were suspended by a piece of warm taffy

Hey Jason, my taffy sac caused my nuts to take a dip while pinching a loaf.

by Ryan and Beth December 27, 2008

Ras Tafari

The late Emperor Haile Selassie of Ethiopia; held in mystical regard by rastafarians.

Ras Tafari fled, but acted with great dignity when the Italians invaded.

by Cornholio October 30, 2003

taffyfart

n. flatulence that closely trails the releaser and follows in a thin path like taffy. often associated with crop dusting but with a foul, lingering, aroma that will not dissipate and that holds its position.

Bob's taffyfart was so rank that the pathway from the printer to the coffee machine had to be avoided at all costs for several minutes.

My taffyfart follwed my every step around the office causing much grief for all in its wake.

by Donald Shimoda April 17, 2008

TAFP

That's a fucking problem

My date picked me up wearing socks with sandals. TAFP.

by sj101 September 30, 2011