Bitch this ain'tcoffee it's tea. Why the fuck would you search tea up you uncultured swine!? Everyone should know what tea is. It's a drink for fucks sake.
American:What do British people drink in the summer?
British 1:Tea.
American:But.. It's hot..
British 2:Still tea.
American:But what if you don't drink tea?
British 1:The weak ones die.
Particularly salacious, shocking and/or entertaining gossip about someone; someone's interesting personal information; the scoop; the news.
Michael: "Did you hear the tea on Sharon?"
Ryan: "No sis, spill it!"
Michael: "Not only did Mile hook up with Kevin, Mike got chlamydia from him!"
Ryan: "oh shit, that's some piping hot tea"