Seminarcolepsy

The disorder where you fall asleep within 30 minutes of a seminar, training session, presentation or conference. It is brought about by the inane user friendly rambling that presenters use to drag our what should be an informative yet short production into a day long affair of crappy powerpoint, moronic group activities and useless handout.

Sorry, could you send me the paper copy of the presentation. I cannot attend as I have Seminarcolepsy.

by sean liddle May 22, 2006

suming chen

jessica youk's one friend.

example: suming chen is cool.

by Anonymous July 22, 2003

Samina

A grocery cashier/college student by day... but by night, the best anime artist in the history of the entire world! She's pretty, too. :-)

mmm... I be lovin' me some Samina...

I hate my job, but whenever I get the privilege of working alongside her, I can't stop smiling! :-)

by Jason L. March 26, 2005

Siminovsky (Doc)

Genius and badass AP Biology teacher that does whatever the fuck he wants whenever the fuck he feels like it.

After guessing correctly that a certain carbon structure was methylpropane, Siminovsky (Doc) says, "Why am I so fawking smart?"

by Anionyckmous October 19, 2008

seminars

From "semi" and "ars", hence any half-arsed discussion.

Monty: Hello Cuthbert, let's go spend peoples money on a pointless seminar to massage our own egos.
Cuthbert: Excellent idea, I'll bring the scones and Giles can make the tea.

by Easy Rider August 27, 2004

sminge

Any sticky, oily or messy substance.

"Don't touch that, it's covered in sminge"

by John Swain January 5, 2006

Seminal Reaction

The explosive reaction from over stimulation of common activities

This Digiorno pizza was so good I had a seminal reaction in my pants.

by NeoRage211 September 9, 2010