Gina Staples

an all around amazing person, that is normally smoking hot. in generally Gina Staples is the best person you will ever know.

" man.. i wish i was Gina Staples "

by Gina123456789 October 24, 2008

5 staples in my head

A really, really, really bad hangover.

Man, I woke up this morning with 5 staples in my head.

by ymscih December 16, 2008

stapling it up

Actions deriving from living in your grandma's basement for years and playing Quake III/Half Life 2. This activity tends to lead to pedophilia, alcoholism, baldness, unemployment, poverty and a whole range of social ineptitude.

"Dude, Chris got fired from his job driving a van. He's really stapling it up now."

by InfInIty13X October 20, 2007

Stappenstance

What is happening?
Short for 'What is the happenstance?"

Stappenstance?

Nada, just chillin'.

by Doubledown Tandino January 18, 2009

Staplehurst

A person with (if male) a large penis, (or if female) a total bitch.

Oh you can tell he's a Staplehurst.
Ye you can also tell that she's a Staplehurst, lets walk away before she sees us

by orkhive October 24, 2009

Staple Gun

The term used by guys when describing to their friend how they were brutally rejected by a girl they just spent a lot of money on.

Note: Most guys that get staple gunned have very bad taste in WHAT to spend that money on.

Dude! I can't believe it! I take her out the WWF final match, and she staple guns me in front of everyone! I... I feel so betrayed!

by TheEyes629 October 19, 2010

Stafford Tower Staplegun

When having intercourse one must repeatedly throw assorted kitchen instruments and rotten food stuffs towards the woman

I gave her a stafford tower staplegun, she loved it,

by Tetley12 October 26, 2011