Hug stabbing

Hug stabbing is the ultimate display of love.
It is gentle and sweet and makes you feel like you're frolicking in a field, but then it's sharp and painful.

When you feel like you need to hug someone, don't just HUG them.

Hug-stab them.
This is a movement started by a person called Megaman. Remember that name.

Joe- "That son of a bitch hug-stabbed me!
..I think I love him."

Bill- " What the heck is hug stabbing."

Joe- "You just don't understand. You don't deserve to be hug-stabbed."

by EpicStrangePerson July 10, 2010

stab rape

to stab someone and then have forceable intercourse with the stab wound.

i stab raped a guy in prison.

by stephen rayne April 13, 2009

gopher stab

The act of bludgeoning ones kid with the back of a butter knife.

Ronny stole money from his mothers purse, she in turn gopher stabbed him.

by gopher2002 March 4, 2010

stab at diplomacy

An effort to negotiate with someone.

After leaving the room, where they were, he asked her: "Why this stab at diplomacy?", that ment why she took pains to reach an pieceful solution.

by Simeon Dimitrov January 12, 2008

stabbing the potato

Hitting the prostate gland during homosexual anal sex.

Stabbing the potato:
Person1: So, how did things go last night after we left?
Person2: It was awesome, he stabbed my potato for at least an hour.

by Mr. Tyler Durden March 11, 2009

morning stab

The act of reengaging in sexual intercourse specific to penetration with a woman the morning after an initial primary engagement. This act affirms to both parties that the act the night before was not simply a drunken mistake.

"When you got up in the morning did you get the morning stab in before she left?"

by Hooter McGiverton June 27, 2014

mushroom stab

To fuck someone with the tip of your dick

I mushroom stabed jessica and she was begging for the rest of it!

by Wordman283 February 29, 2016