art scratching

The act of rubbing ones stubbly, unshaven chin against the buttocks or around the anal area of a willing 'victim'. Named because the main participants of this pastime are wannabee boho arty types with bad skin.

Geoff: Did you see Briggsy at NG1 last night?

Ringo: Why, what happened?

Geoff: He held someone down and gave them a right good art scratching. They couldn't walk properly for the rest of the evening...

by tresspass September 17, 2008

Squatchy

1. describing hearing a sound that could be of possible Sasquatch origin.

2. Making a noise that sounds as if could have been made by a Sasquatch.

A nervous but cool camper in the woods exclaims "Wow did you hear that? That was Squatchy."

Was that you yawning? Your so swatchy!

by Spiralgirl147 July 5, 2011

Squatch

The name for the dried semen that accrues in the hair and the beard-hairs of truckers who've been hanging out at truck-stop glory holes.

"Hey brother, you got some SQUATCH in your beard, you'd better wash that out"

by passiveoppressive October 21, 2013

snatching wigs

To humiliate someone. Likely derives from cat fights, where women would grab at each others hair.

That girl would not take no shit. She was snatching wigs and taking names.

by KeenObserver June 11, 2011

squattin the cotton

when a girl is on her period.

we can't do it because she's squattin the cotton

by Hakins March 30, 2004

Squatch Crotch

When a girl has stinky hairy vagina reminiscent of what a female bigfoot may have.

That girl I fucked with last night had the worst case of squatch crotch I've ever seen.

by VAUncleBadTouch May 9, 2012

Squatch Crotch

When a female doesn't shave her pubic area, and it resembles the hairy body of Sasquatch.

Dyl: Bro did you go down on Jenna last night?
Billy: Nah she had a bad case of Squatch Crotch

by Dyl Ketz April 6, 2014