boone squash

Whale shit found at the bottom of the ocean, usually referring to a person.

You're about as useful as boone squash. OR You smell like boone squash you stinky bastard.

by BubblesTPB April 20, 2015

melon squash

When you press your tits up against a window

She didn’t just flash me, she melon squashed.

by Eastside Rabbit July 29, 2023

squashed grape

A squashed testicle that thinks they are something special but they are just a smelly squashed testicle

That guy is a complete squashed grape

by Squiglebob May 10, 2016

Nigger Squash

When you get to two Black a guys and squeeze a Caucasian in the middle

Bob, Carl, Tyrise had a nigger squash on Friday!

by Sc0oBy CoOn November 8, 2018

Squash blossom

When Tony sits on your face.

He tells you ...squash blossoms are delicious.

by OlDirtyB July 7, 2022

squash bottle

WHEN YOU HAVE TO TAKE A SHIT AND THERE IS NOWHERE TO GO. YOU HAVE TO SQUASH IT DOWN AND BOTTLE IT UP.

MAN, I REALLY NEED TO SHIT BUT I'M MILES FROM HOME I GUESS I GOTTA SQUASH BOTTLE IT.

by Mmkdkmokker March 7, 2017

exploding squash

When you forget to flush the toilet after taking an absolute mud monkey, and accidentally turn up the heat, making the crap explode making a huge mess.

Max: "Yo Gary, I just took an exploding squash in your bathroom"
Gary: "Why you little ass bag"

by Windle suck her nuts April 14, 2021