DeFuniak Springs

A place with an unusual amount of churches, located in Florida but is basically a part of Alabama. Known for its big lake that no one goes to. Locals love going to places like Waffle House and Tasty Freeze. Everyone is related, your mother is probably your second cousin.

Guy 1: I’m from DeFuniak Springs
Guy 2: I’m so sorry

by Cotton Eye Joseph July 21, 2019

Bruce Springsteen

One of the all-time greatest songwriters/recording artists/live performers the world has ever known. Bruce Springsteen was born in the USA, 23 September 1949, in Freehold, New Jersey to be precise. He's known as "The Boss", kinda the way Elvis Presley is known as "The King". Springsteen's famous E Street Band always puts on an awesome show, and he knows how to please a crowd!

1. Bruce Springsteen was born in the USA
2. Bruce Springsteen is The Boss
3. I saw Springsteen a few years ago, but last time he came to town the show was sold out so fast, I couldnt get a ticket!

by O.G. WILLAKER February 10, 2005

Laurie Meadows Hot Springs

During sexual relations the man relieves himself (pissing) inside of the females vagina. When done correctly the female will scream, that is when the male grabs his strategically placed urinal cake, and shoves it into the females gapping mouth, releasing a pine fresh scent throughout the room.

Origins- L.M.P.-minus Scotch Hollow-San Mateo, CA

She left the L.M.P. battered and confused, piss dripping down her leg and with a chemical/pine taste in her mouth, spitting out chunks of urinal cakes. When she realized where she was coming from it dawned on her, I've been given the Laurie Meadows Hot Springs.

by Guru650 August 24, 2008

Willow Springs, Missouri

A city full of druggies, pregnant teenagers, and child pornography collectors. The city is pretty rural with a hometown theater and a post office, there is a school with probably the worst staff out there they're racist, homosexual, and judge-mental. The ethnicity of this area is mainly incestuous rednecks, and the occasional black person.

The motto here at Willow Springs, Missouri is, "Incest is Wincest."

by F. K. Willow April 23, 2018

springsteen

A sexual act wherein one party slides across a slick surface into sexual congress with the other.

After watching the Superbowl Halftime Show, Timmy waxed up the kitchen floor and Springsteened Susan all night long.

by inhetet February 1, 2009

Bonita springs highschool

Bonita springs highschool is the home of the bull sharks, this schools is consistent of 10 decent looking white guys, the rest tend to be 4’8 guats who cannot seem to grasp the concept of learning the English language, the women in which go to this highschool are all extremely ghetto and most likely will live in crack houses when they grow old, the athletic teams are full of cocky Hispanics who have no actual talent and probably will get arrested by ICE before they get to play a game.

Estero student: “hey man what school do you go to?”
Bonita student: “Bonita springs highschool.”
Estero student: “you fucking Guat get away from me”

by Totallynotthehollisterkid May 16, 2019

Alice Springs

Alice Springs, a lovely small town in the middle of Australia. It is known for uluru and it's desert.
For the tourist it is an amazing place.
to live there, is sh*t.
Aboriginals on the street drinking there goon and sniffing petrol, what a great place ay mate!
But seriously, alice springs, the place to be!

full of mad wanna be's who go around picking fights and doing drugs, yeah there pretty cool. Alice springs, get on it!

Let's go down the todd river in alice springs and drink some vb with the locals!

alice springs, where aborignals shit, piss, sleep and have sex on the street.

"what ya doing on the weekend" "oh nothing mate, remember, im from alice springs, nothing to do!

"gotta love gettin chased by noongas in alice springs"

Alice springs - stabbing capital of the world

by Jdmaczbruz May 31, 2012