clit splitter

the act of fucking your partner in the vagina until she gets a new hole.

i want you to clit splitter me johny!

by Ryan Gerard July 12, 2006

leg splitter

one who is extremely vulnerable to orgasms and upon obtaining said orgasm feels a surge of energy through their legs causing them to split apart violently.

"Brennan, that girl you dated must have been a leg splitter" said John.

by Brennan & John Inc. February 15, 2009

splitter-splatter

Noun.

When one cums or pukes, or the combination of the two. Possibly at the same time.

Guy : That sex was so good I splitter-splattered!

by Matt Axley April 28, 2008

Clam Splitter

Slang for male genitalia, otherwise known as "The Slong; Penis; Dominator; Span Javelin".

If your female accomplice, of a horned up disposition requests a bone jump, she may say "Ho baw jaws, give us some of your clam splitter the now!"

by Dom and Andy September 11, 2006

clit splitter

the act of taking your hard cock and fucking your partner in the vagina until you rip her a new hole.

i want you to make a clit splitter in me.

by Ryan Gerard July 12, 2006

spitler

The act of putting one's anus upon the upper lip and releasing flatulence, therefore causing anal excrement to seep upon the recipient's upper lip.

Joe gave David a spitler for his birthday.

or

Pat unsheathed his anger upon Kody by giving him a spitler.

by Steveler October 5, 2007

log splitter

to squat over a person's face & take a crap, the turd splitting across the bridge of the nose

I ran into Colby the other day & greeted him with a log splitter

by dhard-as-hell September 22, 2003