Pickled sphincter

Marinated anus /pickled sphincter

Created when needing to shit in a hot environment

When your runing in a marithon snd you shit yourself but you still finish with a pickled sphincter

by By 777 the dickanator text me June 18, 2022

Sphinchronized

When 2 people's bowel movements have aligned to the same general time.

"My best friend and I have known each other so long that even our morning dumps have sphinchronized"

by SixSpeed July 26, 2017

wink the sphinc

A quick passing of gas, usually in a crowded space, to go by unnoticed.

In the movie theater when the lights dimmed there was the perfect opportunity to wink the sphinc.

by ciamp January 4, 2016

sphincterific

A sarcastic way of saying something is not so good.

This goat anus pizza is sphincterific!

by Glenn M January 9, 2006

sphincter fog

A really pungent fart.

Whilst 69ing I released some sphincter fog in my partner's face.

by the Paintman January 18, 2005

ass sphincter

the muscle that you contract to get the poopy out. used by mike myers in wayne's world. see example below.

wayne: "ass sphincter says what?"
noah: "....what?"
wayne: "a sphincter says what?"
noah: "........what?"
wayne: "exactly."

by i look like napoleon July 11, 2006

Sphinctastic

Something so shitty and bad that is surely must've come from someone's nasty anus.

That show last night was completely Sphinctastic!

by Shit_4_Brains November 26, 2007