snarto

A good lad; endearing term for a friend

Dude: Hey have u seen Victoria?
Me:yeah dude. She's the coolest snarto I know

by Kennybobenny March 4, 2018

Snorty

The alter ego of a tired and goofy Lindsey. Commonly can be found with Kibby doing hood rat shit and almost getting arrested. Snorty is most happy with a double double and surprise rebel. Occasionally, she loves to axe people on Call of Duty.

After the first tire was flattened that night, Snorty and Kibby had just begun.

by RIPlilbud February 25, 2019

snort laughing

Sudden, intense laugh that exits your body via your nose, causing you to snort.

The tweet was so funny I was snort laughing.

by Simon I July 14, 2019

Snartcum

When you sneeze, fart and cum all at the same time.

Jeff:Damn did you just snartcum?
Allen: Yes, I snartcummed.

by Maymay macaroni October 22, 2019

Snart

A Snart is a sneeze and a fart coming out at the same time and the fart comes out at the same velocity as the sneeze, which could result in you shitting yourself, so please be careful.

1:*snarts*
2:Bro what was that?!

1:Sorry bro, I just snarted.
2:WTF is a snart?!

1:A sneeze and a fart that happened at the same time. Also, I might have shit myself.

by BrendanLee7 January 24, 2022

Coffee snort

A reaction of surprise so intense that you choke on your drink, spewing liquid out of various orifices (and usually upon your computer screen/keyboard).

"Bro! Don't talk in Fluttershy voice while I'm drinking!"

"Sorry for the coffee snort, man."

by Pen Dragon May 3, 2013

squelchy snorter

When you have to take a shit and you fart right before the shit sprays all over your ass

Oh man I've got a squelchy snorter

by Datbadasskid June 18, 2016