scotch conference 

a fake meeting/consultation which is actually an excuse to go out drinking (usually but not fundamentally scotch ).

sorry; I cant make it to your Bar Mitzvah, I have an important scotch conference.

scotch conference by jdvb May 10, 2010

Slothing 

When you drive your car really super slow to purposely back up traffic behind you. Term originated in the suburbs of North Jersey.

When John got out of school he started slothing the buses making the students on-board very upset.

Slothing by misfits May 3, 2012

radiator sloth 

someone who enjoys lying their entire mass upon a radiator, similar to the way a sloth would lie in a tree.....soaking up the heat

look at that radiator sloth, what a lazy cunt!

radiator sloth by radiatorsloth October 6, 2010

Slothing 

Staying in bed or on the couch all day in pyjamas, sleeping and/or eating food

Sarah stayed home Slothing about.

Slothing by the_erlking June 11, 2013

scotch bonnet

the act of blowing one's load all up in some slut's hair.

she tried to take my dick out her mouf, but it was too late. she got her a scotch bonnet.

scotch bonnet by Sanildris October 4, 2003

boob scotch 

an alcoholic drink created when scotch on the rocks is stirred by a female breast

Dude, we got boob scotch! That bitch just stuck her tit in my drink!

boob scotch by stoog March 17, 2003

Slootch 

Verb: The act of lapping up semen. See also, cum lapper.

Dude, you have to watch your aim. Your dog just slootched your load!

Slootch by Slootch May 2, 2011