Singleness

the state of not being in a relationship, A.K.A being single. Singleness is usually characterized (if the person does not like singleness) by depression or pissyness and may be confused with PMS in women and BMS in men. It may also be confused with simple perversion, as the afflicted person usually acts somewhat perverted, due to the deprivation of love.

One of teh worst things anyone can ever have.

After Harry broke up with his girlfriend, his friends noticed that he became very depressed and perverted. Harry was suffering from his own singleness.

by N00berson McGee January 6, 2011

virtue singling

The act of adding political causes to one's dating profile in an attempt to weed out partners of the opposite political persuasion and to assert you own political purity.

Man, look at all the hashtags in this girl's profile

Eh, she's just virtue singling

by Uaski February 17, 2023

Singlitary

One being, unit, or entity.

Larry: Hey! Joe, did you hear about that singlitary hobo standing out on the street corner?
Joe: Yes I did. He looks lonely

by Hufongpoo January 15, 2009

singlicate

Pertaining to only one.

As opposed to duplicate, meaning doubles, or at least more than one.

Hey, what happened to those duplicate results we were seeing on Production??

Well, we cleaned it up and are only showing singlicate results now...

by William Sensbach September 24, 2013

Singing Taco

The effect of having horrid and awfully loud diarrhea after eating Taco Bell.

I had taco bell while I was drunk last night and this hangover does not go well with my singing taco issue right now.

by gallifreyan godzilla November 22, 2014

singalingual

easy way of saying that you speak one language

I am singalingual.

by scarypanda1 July 8, 2016

singing flat

Singing slightly off-note. When this happens in published work (e.g. YouTube videos, CD's, etc.) most of the audience doesn't even notice, but people with a strong sense of pitch (most notably, perfect pitch) can easily notice this.

"Mark made such an awesome cover, don't you agree?"
"What do you mean? He was singing flat the entire song."

by Gazotey October 7, 2017