shitnet

Shitnet is defined as internet with bad quality or low download or upload speeds at a rate at which the internet or other services become unusable or slow.

The speed that is considered shitnet is lower that 1MB/s upload or download

Also see: shitternet, assnet crapnet

Guy 1: Hey, wanna play Minecraft on your Xbox?
Guy 2: My shitnet is being shit, so no, thank you though.

by oofman420xd May 31, 2022

Shitness

It’s basically just shit

Omg! The new guy is just shitness

by DJDABBY October 11, 2022

Shit one

To call someone out for telling a poor/shit joke

Stop laughing at your own jokes, it was a shit one!

by Huh? Huh? Huh? October 13, 2022

Shitometer

When you have reached your peak of Shit taken.

My shitometer is almost on E.

by ElJefeBoyd October 28, 2022

ShitOnDevDay

this day celebrates the day of slandering anything/one that’s self-proclaimed as Dev. If you know anything/one that’s self proclaimed as Dev. Then you gotta shit on them/it.

“Hey it’s “ShitOnDevDay”” “oh shit there’s dev, FUCK YOU, YOU BIG BODY 4x4 TONKA TRUCK BUILT BUTTERBALLASS NIGGA”

by YoureDoneSmh March 6, 2023

shitonkey

The act of throwing shit at a caretaker

you did you see chad pull that devious shitonkey

by nickeh30 February 19, 2024

Shitonaqueefa

This word refers to baddies and people who are hot AF.

“Brayden is such a shitonaqueefa.”

by Brasal6 February 11, 2025