Shitlag

Similar to jet-lag. This refers to when you have bowel troubles and 'shit' alot. This often lasts for over two days, after which you may find yourself not going to the toilet for a few days. This is referred to as 'shitlag'

After an illness i picked up on the maldives, i shat alot and had shitlag.

by Julian Meinardi May 13, 2005

Shitload

noun. one shitload = 3.5 metric tons

I have 2 shitloads of viruses on my computer

by Mercury The White April 22, 2006

metric shitload

The huge amount of work involved in an econometrics major.

Ive got to knock over a metrics shitload tonight.

by Diego September 28, 2003

A Shitload of Fuck

your face

Dude, that was a shitload of fuck!

by BlargBalls February 9, 2010

Shitloaf

One whose loaf is entirely composed of fecal matter.

See also, load (disambiguation)

There was three of them - Meatloaf, Shitloaf and Slagloaf.

by WeKilledTheDog April 18, 2009

shitload

Comes from the days when donkeys were used to transport goods. The progression goes:
donkey load -> assload -> buttload -> shitload

It's quite simple.

I loaded up the donkey with a shitload of clothes.

by puresex September 28, 2005

Shitlord

A small craft consisting of beads melted into a pattern by way of iron. Common uses: necklace, keychain, general symbol of power

Dude your shitlord is rad!

by hjsdfksd asdjksdksd December 21, 2008