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utensil swearing

when you are that enraged by someone that you cant for the life of you
seem to think of a decent insult and all that comes out is a random swear word then usually a kitchen utensil of some sort.
twat spatula
dick fork
arse splice
cunt bucket
nob grater
shit strainer

etc

utensil swearing also works with animals to but to a lesser degree

fucking twat donkey etc
by Dimebagchad April 26, 2009
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Sharing

Watching your partner have sex with another person as a form of fore-play.
Kim and I are into sharing.
by Franziskaner February 9, 2010
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ball searing hot

A weather condition known especially in the US South when the temperature is over 100 degrees, or the heat index is over 100 degrees, or the humidity plus the temperature make it feel like it is over 100 degrees and you are in the jungle. This condition also causes "monkey-butt."
I went to Jazz Fest in New Orleans the first weekend in May and it was ball searing hot! I nearly passed out from the heat! Luckily there was plenty of cold beer.
by Genna May 4, 2004
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Plate Sharing

Plate sharing is the despicable act of sharing one plate of food by two or more persons, where that plate is not a platter or forming part of a tapas menu. Plate sharing is typically employed by females or homosexuals when accompanying hetrosexual males to restaurants. Plate sharing can occurr with one or more forks and is commonly known to be destructive to male institutions such as Steak Nights.
May I take your order sir?

Yes - we'll have the fish and chips thanks.

We?

Yes. We will have one plate of fish and chips and share this with two forks.

May I remind sir that Plate Sharing is not encouraged in this venue.
by Gee Dawg January 26, 2007
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Over sharing

When an individual decides to give more details about a certain event then what is actually needed.
I talked to Chris today. He really is good at over sharing the details of what he did last night
by Keven R. December 11, 2010
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spearing

when two people run from either side of a room, jump in the air and try to insert a genital into the other person while still in mid-air.
"i almost broke my dick off last night spearing the gymnastics instructor"
by yinzer412 November 6, 2009
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sheading

A: "omg, what's taking you so long in there?"

B: "i'm sheading"
by Optimus' December 6, 2009
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