A morning meal so large or otherwise extraordinary, it doesn't merely break your fast, it fucking shatters it.
I meant to eat a small breakfast, but by the fifth donut I realized I was having shatterfast instead.
by Dr. Jones-Smith-Jimmy September 28, 2011
Get the shatterfast mug.A person who chats a lot of shanter (shit banter) can be reffered to as a 'Shanter Volcano', in the sense that the person in question is erupting with shanter.
by gandhi the grey May 29, 2012
Get the Shanter Volcano mug.In the manner of bloodstain splatter analysis, shatter analysis attempts to identify the dietary habits of individuals who spray public toilets with explosive diarrhea.
Investigator: "Judging by the consistency and scale of the cone-shaped spray pattern, my shatter analysis tells me our victim was likely lactose intolerant and had either consumed chipotle, Thai food, or barbecue--followed by a large milk shake for dessert."
by austicoatk February 22, 2013
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Get the Shanterlitis mug.A nap that leaves you feeling worse than you felt before you took the nap, because you napped for too long
I feel absolutely shattered after that nap, I wish I had just stayed awake. That was a Shatternap for sure!
by jerkbagoftheyear February 4, 2015
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Get the shatterz mug.Shanter (Shit+Banter) is what happens whenever Mez attempts to engage in banter with the lads. It is impossible for Mez to engage in quality banter.
by Sultan of Banterburry July 9, 2015
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