Seal Call

The repetitive gargle sound a woman makes when she is being throat-fucked.

1. Stacy gave me the best head last night, she told to throat-fuck her and let out the loudest seal call I've ever heard that it woke up her parents and they kicked me out of their house!

2. "gah gah gah gluk gluk gluk guluk guluk"

by Scrotie Boy March 16, 2017

seal queen

Me, I'm the seal queen
Just because I kept sending fat cat faces and I thought it looked like a seal so yeah

♛: 3)
It was caused by the fat version of :3

my friend: ALLL HAIL THE SEAL QUEEN :3)
Me: yes

by Seal queen April 17, 2017

Sealed with a kiss

When you fart at the end or near the end of taking a piss

Dam roy really fucked the bathroom off , well at least he sealed it with a kiss. Sealed with a kiss

by Anthony craig March 27, 2021

Segallist

Someone who believes strongly in the words of Californian garage rocker Ty Segall. Has probably met him at some point.

“Look at that guy with the Fuzz shirt walking the wiener dog! He looks like a total Segallist.”

by Padgicus_Magicus April 22, 2022

fuck sealed

a virgin
someone who has not had sexual intercourse

why is Mary the Holy Virgin..
coz she was fuck sealed

by papershredder December 17, 2010

inuit seal clubber

An icy handjob invented in Nunavut that is given while wearing a chain glove that is wet so that the glove eventually freezes to the subjects penis.

"Oooh!! kyle! you give the best inuit seal clubbers!"

by igloo.lover.seal.clubber January 28, 2015

Kaoru Seta

purple haired goddest from the hit game bang dream! girls band party that has the power to make girls around them either go crazy for her or faint.

OH GY GOD IS THAT KAORU SETA?!!?!?! KYAAA SLAY MEo(≧∀≦)o !!!!1

by Kipriti January 28, 2023