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Selective Service

The federal cabinet agency of the US Government that pools registrations of all US males ages 18 to 26 for possible coerced enlistment in the military in the event of a war.

While they threaten all registration evaders with 5 years in federal prison and a $250,000 dollar fine, I'm sure all the rich Republicrat politicians kids are all exempt from the requirement.
Look at Selective Service forcing all these young Americans to sign up..what a Soviet like agency.
by Piranha May 17, 2006
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serving looks

when you're looking hella good and hoes wanna be you.
me: "omg yes bitch, your serving looks!"
friend: "thanks."
by good tea and facts July 15, 2019
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Serinity

A girl who is outwardly calm, composed and at peace with herself. Smart and savvy, always stylish and chic. Her playful smile will keep you wondering what wisdom she is holding inside. Affectionate, loving, and loyal.
Serinity is the girl for me.

Serinity stole my heart.
by Southern Hippie Mama November 29, 2011
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eye service

the act of using the eyes when a teacher, boss or parent is looking to cause the target to think you are working when actually you are thinking of nothiness.
parent looks at boy.
mum: are you doing your english?
boy: traces sight blankly over page and replys: yes mother
mum: (re-enforced by eye service): ok, good boy
parent leaves, boy/girl continues facebooking
by banterbus31 November 17, 2009
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Dahanet service

-Iranian slang in order to show that you’re amazed for his/her irregular(or regular) work
-holy shit
-to fuck your mouth
Jack-yesterday i drank four bottle of wine!
Sarah-dahanet service
by Iranian slangs August 15, 2018
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serving me _ realness

embodying and exhibiting features associated with it.

-popularized by drag queens.
serving me _ realness:
Girl: OMG her makeup . . . serving me "Claires" realness
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Simian Servant

A monkey butler. Similar to the monkeys in the PG Tips adverts, but in a waistcoat, carrying a silver platter.
by The Artful Codger May 18, 2004
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