Samoan

A sub-class of morbidly obese, Asian-Pacific-Islanders. Identified by huge foreheads and 'groucho' eyebrows, disturbingly long, thick, matted, black hair (men AND women), thighs where there should be biceps and all clothed in humongous short pants. The males of the species are bred for drywalling, erecting cinder block walls and as defensive linemen, but are often hired as doormen at nightclubs frequented by affluent and/or famous Negroes. The females are used primarily for breeding purposes but occasionally can be seen repossessing automobiles or running after suspect's cars in televised police chases.

When in the presence of a Samoan, proceed with caution. Do NOT make eye contact and back away from their habitat as quickly as possible. They are wild, extremely aggressive and unpredictable and should be treated as such. Give them their space and most times they will not bother you.

Did you know....

.....that Samoans are descendants of headhunters? Yes, and they ate babies, too.

.....the NFL was the first organization to import live Samoans starting in the 1980's? Sadly, their families were allowed to follow and immediately began setting up villages.

.....a typical four-year-old Samoan male eats 60 lbs. of rice, 55 lbs. of fish, and 16 gallons of breast milk a day?

by Manny Poloobamafuu August 31, 2010

Semaiternal

Of seemingly never ending duration

Sarah and Alison's week has been Semaiternal, with the weekend seeming so far away

by lozzy123 August 25, 2008

semanticklish

One who revels in the folly of semantic play and gets mildly to extremely aroused when hearing dangling modifiers, innuendos, past participles or phrases like: "eats, shoots and leaves."

A cunning linguist often gets semanticklish when his innuendo reveals a smaller than average dangling modifier.

by team grammatard February 15, 2010

Samoan Dinner

A meal big enough to feed all of Africa. There is only one meal big enough to feed a Samoan.

A Samoan dinner is a really big meal.

by Hong kong fewy September 2, 2017

samoana

A very beautiful Pacific Islander that is skinny & talented. She doesn't care what people think & she doesn't need a boy to tell her how fine she is. Confident & funny as fuck! Really nice but short temper.

Most Samoan girls are Samoana

by Katrina Perkins January 23, 2018

Šema njemica

A religion started by the class of IX.3 which evolves around their glorious german teacher Marijana(dojčerica) aka. Their goddess. This is the most powerful religion which has 21 kiddos from the class as believers for now. Their saint book is lernen und spielen 4. Some of the saint word prayers are ex. “Poštovanje+znanje=dobra ocjena” , “red,rad i disciplina”

And the saint word we say after every prayer is Achtung!
And our moto is Dojč je život!
And they also do their saint move called trzni.
And also say Ju snič, Ju litl bič.
And the leader of thair praying group is Leona aka Đžole
They also stan the best ship aka Delena and Damon Salvatore in general.
We hope you consider joining our religion and becoming one of us - a Čoban and a part of the Neradnička klasa.
For more info contact us at š[e-mail]
Achtung!

I am totally a Šema njemica follower gurl.
Anja adores Šema njemica

by Delenaandsemanjemica October 9, 2018

SEEOAH

The noise your vocal chords produce upon ingesting a delightfully decadent french fry. Pronounced "see-oh"

Miles: wuss poppin homeboy pete-
Peter: *SEEOAH* Oh I'm just enjoying some fries

by yaboiuwu December 31, 2018