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massive salami

someone whos a cunt, or your best friend either one really. can be used to describe a situation as bullshit or hella lit. only spelt like
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"oi look at that massive salami o'er there"
"oh yeah she such a cunteth"

"dude that's such massive salami"
by thelævfam December 27, 2018
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Costco Salami

Costco is a threat to the offensive class, kinda gay for a Mexican bald dude named Carlos, he averages 14 offensive rebounds per basket. He’s 7’3 and is the worst defensive NBA player in league history.
Costco Salami is so bad at defence
by Daddy Carlos June 3, 2020
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Salam Salami

Ulimete swag
by Penetratie gat 69 January 30, 2021
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Islamic salami

Where you take any penis of your desire and cut it to many slices, and eat them with any condiment. Later you shit it out into a condom, freeze it over night and use it as a dildo the next morning.
Man: why did you cut my penis
Woman: to do the Islamic salami
Man: makes sense have a good day
by The corn dog digger August 30, 2022
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spoken salami

a type of salami that's very old and moldy (don't recommend eating it)
gordon: right, so crazy hamburger is horrible but some people prefer diarrhea. to make the crazy hamburger, what you're gonna want first is spoken salami, to tell if your salami is spoken you wanna lift up like this in *vomits*. now next, you want to give your sidewalk and shoulders, these are a little hard to get but if you want a true crazy hamburger it's what you're gonna have to use. now finally, dice the sidewalk anchovies.
cheeky: *farts*
gordon: what?
also gordon when he notices cheeky: BLOODY FUCKING HELL IT'S SZEMTELEN MANO FROM THE HIT GAME VESZTESEG
by tomakethecrazyhamburger October 21, 2022
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Showcase the Salami

I got a big date tonight, but before things go down later on.. I wanna make sure to showcase the salami.
by Bliff Blaffington September 18, 2012
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eat the salami

john:brooo will you eat the salami
george: brooo gross, yes
by mothers penis April 1, 2020
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