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Schlaffin

1. To do uber badass stuff on a regular basis, must already be considered an Ultimate Badass

2. During a blaze session arranged in a circle of tokers, one holds onto the piece and tells an epic story, forgetting to take a hit and pass the piece.

3. To be extremely good at life
1. He's schlaffin, always talking smack and backing it up.

2. Awesome story bro, but dude quit schlaffin and pass that ish.
3. He always succeeds at everything he does, he's straight schlaffin.
by Dudearonomy14! June 6, 2015
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schlample

Schlampe is a whore who has many casual sexual partners. This bitch can be normally seen under strretlights looking to suck people off for affordable prices. With the introduction of the dilapadated railway bridge in Leeds allowing prostituion beeing legal between 7pm-7am, it will be common to see schlmapes roaming the sreets and getting inot cars.

Otherwise known as Alexandra
Schlample is a whore who has many casual sexual partners. This bitch can be normally seen under strretlights looking to suck people off for affordable prices. With the introduction of the dilapadated railway bridge in Leeds allowing prostituion beeing legal between 7pm-7am, it will be common to see schlmapes roaming the sreets and getting inot cars.

Otherwise known as Alexandra
by plopsikle August 29, 2016
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schlabang

1. A thing in one piece.
2. Something big.
3. A jewish party game, usually played by teens and young adults. The participants chase each other, slapping each other’s behind (shlap). The winner, the bangshwaz (and/or {name}-shwaz), get to wear a special hat – the kapphiz or kappsh.
– Hey, you didn't you just eat the whole schlabang, did you?

– Who took the schlabang? It was my schlabang, dammit!

Ethan-shwaz: I met a girl at the schlabang yesterday. I think I'm in love.
Joshua: Ah! Good thing you became the bangshwaz then – nice kapphiz!
by G. Briggs April 3, 2017
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Schayes

A mentaly retarded person that due to his sickness makes there genitals quite large(9-11in). Also at unnecessary moments likes to use the phrase “Roast Beef” or likes to talk about how attractive people’s mothers are.
Due to Hamilton’s Schayes disorder he screamed roast beef at a dead squirrel.
by Samlikeaboss December 8, 2017
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Schlampe

Schlampe is the German word for slut or bitch used as a description for female behavior. As you can read in the following two examples there can be slighty different meanings when using the noun Schlampe.
Example 1:
Guy 1: Hast du sie gefickt? (Did you fuck her?)
Guy2 : Ja mann! So eine Schlampe. (Yes dude! What a slut.)
Guy 1: Voll die Schlampe! (Yes, indeed she's a slut)

Example 2:
Guy 1: Hast du sie gefickt? (Did she fuckin' ride you until you exploded deep inside her)
Guy 2: Nein, leider nicht. (No, unfortunately not)
Guy 1: So eine Schlampe, alter. (What a bitch, dude)
Guy 2: Ja mann. (You're right)
by Slut Rights Activist February 4, 2020
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Schlamagro

The sexual act of ejaculateing into a book
1 . Wow I just had a great time doing schlamagro
2. Cool I'm going to schlamagro tonight
by Phil49 May 24, 2020
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schlagermilf

The permanently topless 'Mitteleuropean' (Dutch, German, Belgian, occasionally Swiss) woman who you kept seeing around the pool on your first Majorcan holiday – who consequently permeated your 14 year old self's every masturbatory fantasy for the rest of the two week stay.
"Properly cracked one off over that Anja from round the pool – the one with the massive nips that look like Zippy off Rainbow's eyes – she's a right schlagermilf!"
by Penny Traitor June 2, 2020
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