Schumaker

a penis in a vagina ..

i love schumakers...
Schumakers are awsome
Bitch i watched some schumakers last night

by Corey Fitzgerald April 7, 2008

schlumpy

unwillingness to move
exhausted, without will
the height of laziness
sleepy

Bob appeared schlumpy as he slouched on the couch.

by Silly Sue October 2, 2009

schlumpty

Anyone of complete and total ineptitude, if it involves the simplest of tasks it will be fucked up. Someone who does not have there shit together in the remotest sense

" That motherfucker is the schlumptiest schlumpty known to man, he could'nt find his ass with a GPS and a personal assistant!! "

by Cosmo Romeo August 6, 2006

Schaumburg High School

A SCHOOL FULL OF WHITE ASS KIDS WHO THINK THEY THE SHIT.

“y’all know Schaumburg high school”
“Yeah full of white ass kids”

by JamesLaura November 22, 2018

schlum

A mixture of a man and womans love juice that spills out of her afterwards and resembles a chunk on the sheets,or on the table if you are adventerous :)

*woman asks man in the shower* did you see the size of that schlum on the sheets?

by marpy bo blarpy August 18, 2004

Schlumptress Borg 1 of 1

A Slut that attaches herself to you, and takes control
of your body and soul, screwing up everything in your life.
After satisfying her own selfish needs, then moving on to the next victim of the Borg

Janice was the Schlumptress borg 1 of 1, Resistance was futile !

by squirrel pimper November 5, 2006

Schmump

/schmump/ n. A term of endearment; a cross between pumpkin and sugar; Andrew Reale; one who possesses a perfectly round muffin-like coolie.

/schmumping/ v. Wiggling; moping; snuggling; nuzzling; lying; eating; traveling; scooching; whining; jumping around excitedly.

To the boy snuggling into the covers on a late Saturday morning: "You're such a schmump."

To the boy dilly-dallying on the computer rather than going outside to enjoy the rare sunny day: "Stop schmumping around; it's getting late."

Related forms:
schmump-ful, adjective
schmump⋅less, adjective ("Don't leave me schmumpless")
schmump⋅like, adjective

by spesh AKA abbrev of special June 27, 2009