spanner

(UK) spastic; person of mental retardation, Down's Syndrome, etc.

"You're such a spanner!"

by - August 4, 2002

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spannerific

A word used when you are unhappy with the oucome or situation. Used mainly by Nibling. Normally used when you are recieving homework insteadof using the F-word.

Mr. picksley "Here is your homework for the weekend"
Nibling "thats just Spannerific"

by Nibling October 27, 2007

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Scanerious

1. Something that is incredibly brilliant
2. To be very serious about something

Derived from a combination of the words 'Serious' and 'Scene'

1. Mate that goal was scanerious!
2. Blad, are you being scanerious?

by Genghis Khorn September 19, 2009

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A lazy, job shy female Manc who speaks endless shizzle, makes constant excuses and is a pure shirker. Often seen sponging off their not so good looking fellas (who are often on the portly side). You can spot a Sclanner all over Manchester / Salford. Often get jobs but don't start them, they can't be arsed!

She was meant to start her new job today, but didn't get up... what a lazy f*****g sclanner...

Oi mate, your birds a right sclanner....

by backfromchina September 26, 2010

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stanner joke

The absolute worst joke a living being can tell a group of friends. Banned in most of Parts of Europe, the Stanner Joke is said to have commenced in a small Ukrainian village where posture specialists would gather around and recite the most corny, pun laden jokes they could possibly imagine.

That’s the worst dad joke I’ve ever heard. It’s almost as bad as a Stanner joke.

Why did the Ukrainian cross the road? To tell a terrible joke.

by grittyt February 18, 2018

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