shithagged

for use instead of 'drunk', 'shitfaced' or 'wasted'

i got completely fuckin shithagged the other night and woke up inside a mammal.

by Jasknob March 1, 2009

Shitbass

Shitbass is a genre of music and a music-related subculture which started in Evansville, Indiana with the release of Happy Fascist Italians' "New Rococo Scat Party" in early 2010.

Influenced heavily by speedbass and breakcore, Shitbass songs usually time out around the 1:30 mark and revolve around distorted bassdrums, chopped breaks, and heavy sampling of other musical works and records, often using comedic juxtaposition. As such, the genre is incredibly freeform and constantly changing.

As of 2011, the genre maintains a limited following, is mostly local to Evansville, Indiana, and is exemplified by "musicians" such as Happy Fascist Italians, Volun Woostion, Camel Boy, Morgan Freeman's Junk, Mr. Inedible, and Cassius Cobblebottom.

Shitbass is released through the "Network 24" collective/label; local to Evansville, IN.

I went to that underground shitbass party in Newburgh last night, but got scared off by all the ghetto-ass ravers drinking pabst blue ribbon.

by dankassraveboy January 23, 2011

Shitbatical

The act of taking a long time in the bathroom due to the excess drinking done the night before.

Sandy sure has been gone a long time. Where did she go?

Oh, she is on a shitbatical. She said we wont see her for an hour.

by WarChef March 8, 2010

shitlagmite

The drip of shit that remains after a bout of diarrhea.

I think I blew an o-ring and now there is a shitlagmite dangling off my ass.

by julikins January 20, 2014

shitbattical

When you are really lazy and unproductive, and stretch what should be a five minute toilet visit into a daily 30 hour poo-fest.

''Where is Dave? ''He's taken a shitbattical''.

by Vladimir Bysyntin January 12, 2017

Holy Shitballs

A combination between holy shit and balls. Works if you don't what to say, so just say both.

Holy Shitballs that party last night was insane!

by I love to eat markers November 29, 2022

shitbaggery

The act of using any availiable resource to avoid working. This act generally requires weak excuses or more effort than the originally required.

Bob: "The boss wants me to write this spreadsheet by tomorrow- so I told him that my Mom died"

Fred: "that's some shitbaggery right there!"

by shitbagger September 1, 2007