rumplefyke

itchy arse

Ooh I've got a right rumplefyke.

by Fat Boab May 22, 2003

rumple-dumps

The horrible, stomach-clutching dump you eventually have to take after consuming multiple Rumple Minze shots.

I wish I wouldn't have taken so many shots of Rumple Minze because now I've been having rumple-dumps.

I rumple-dumped after drinking three Rumple Minze shots, a pitcher of Long Island Iced Tea, a jello shot and a screwdriver.

by Tuk Tuk Tuk III September 3, 2011

rumplestiltskin

Word used by those who are too stupid to think up any other insult. Those with 1-2 GCSE's A-F rarely use this as they are overly intelligent. Used to clarify a dumbass action or event.

See also: meatloaf

"eyy, tyrone just laid a brick in da bogs"
"reyhey!Rumplestiltskin"

by samstorm December 5, 2004

RumpleDwarf Dick

A small bodied male, who is often rude and asshole-ish. Constantly making fun at other's to improve self esteem.

Other meaning: Someone who thinks they are the shit. But in reality, needs "the shit" kicked out of them.

Dwarf Dick in question: Hey, I fucked your mom last night. HAHAHAHAHAHA. And she said she never loved you, hahaha. Awww you gonna cry?

You: Fuck off RumpleDwarf Dick.

Example2:

Dwarf Dick in question: Yo, I could woop your ass!

You:Hahaha, your such a RumpleDwarf Dick. Hahahahahahahahaha.

Dwarf Dick: (cry's)

by Wilhelm Longshanks September 21, 2009

the rumple stiltskin

when an old man with a limp, crinkly old penis has sex with a sheep, and then watches his wife masterbate to the tape of it

yo old man funston and his girl rumple stiltskined our sheep!

by dragonslayer1111 January 15, 2003

rumple fore-skin

the uncercumsized penis of an elderly man

Yeah he was rich. I still couldn't do it though, he had a rumple fore-skin

by einsteins jockstrap April 19, 2004

rumple

Prior to the act of anal intercourse, the gentleman produces some saliva onto his fingertips or directly onto his partners anus to lubricate the anal insurtion!

If your a gentleman you will not forget to rumple first!

"Hold on dear i still need to rumple!"

by Joe Armstrong January 19, 2006