A competition in which two or more athletes attempt to eat their own body weight in deep-fried, artery-clogging food.
The winner is the last competitor who eats the most, or in the event of a tie, is the quickest finisher. Salad results in
Immediatedisqualification.
Someone in a football pool or fantasy league who, with no consideration to anyone else, always waits until the last minute to get his picks turned in or to set his lineup.
That Filthy Funston is fucking us again. Has anybody heard from Funston? Do you know Funston's phone number.Tell funston to pull his head out of his ass and join us in the real world.
A person which most call a "Complete Badass". Originally formed in Germany an Ireland, The fustons was a group that was raging alcoholics an always resorted to violance.