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Funston Challenge 

A competition in which two or more athletes attempt to eat their own body weight in deep-fried, artery-clogging food.
The winner is the last competitor who eats the most, or in the event of a tie, is the quickest finisher. Salad results in
Immediate disqualification.
two people attempting to each consume a five pound burger with fries is a Funston Challenge.
Funston Challenge by Bbug January 25, 2013

Filthy Funston 

Someone in a football pool or fantasy league who, with no consideration to anyone else, always waits until the last minute to get his picks turned in or to set his lineup.
That Filthy Funston is fucking us again. Has anybody heard from Funston? Do you know Funston's phone number.Tell funston to pull his head out of his ass and join us in the real world.
Filthy Funston by Rick Schell November 6, 2007

Funsponge 

This word is used when a person sucks up all the fun out of a room and makes the atmosphere really boring

Like the way a normal sponge sucks up liquid
Sean is so dull, he's being a total funsponge.

Sean was being a total funsponge when he started talking about math
Funsponge by Sexylegs April 17, 2009

funstopper

the plastic contraption that is placed inside the tip of liquor bottles to regulate its flow of contents (the fun).

people often remove the funstopper to pour their liquor of choice at a much faster rate, causing a better time for everybody.
Guy 1: Man hurry up and pour those shots!

Guy 2: It won't pour any faster man sorry.

Guy 1: Take the funstopper out first and then the party can really begin!

Guy2: Man you are soo right.
funstopper by beerboozebroads December 26, 2011
A person which most call a "Complete Badass". Originally formed in Germany an Ireland, The fustons was a group that was raging alcoholics an always resorted to violance.
Your going to end up like a fuston.
fuston by XxWolFusion December 19, 2016

Funstorm 

Is a Czech Skate brand. Its very durable and is made in czech republic. It isnt mainstream and is worn by many skaters.
Dude do you have Funstorm? Yeah Cool so nice!
Funstorm by Mr.Pranksta December 25, 2010