restart retard

PC term: When you restart your pc and it goes full retard and takes forever to load due to updates.

- I'm going to restart my pc but it might take some time for me to be back.
- why is that?
- restart retard ....

by A_E_M August 7, 2015

Rectal breach

When something or someone is shoved into your rectum (asshole)

My cat tried to give my dog a rectal breach.

by Scat man October 4, 2003

rectal rain

When a man comes in a womans ass and she bends over and farts.

by Anonymous October 16, 2003

rectal warrior

A male (or female in some cases) that probes the asshole of another for pleasurable reasons. The probing is usually done in a strong and dominating fashion

Ben fucked her ass so hard that she screamed, "You are my rectal warrior."

by jdubbs November 29, 2006

Rectal Enlargement Programs

Company policies that take advantage of, generally make things harder for, or outright harms its employment staff.

Company X instituted the latest of their Rectal Enlargement Programs (REP). This REP reduced employee pay and eliminated benefits, while reducing staffing and increasing workloads. This time they didn't even issue a jar of vaseline with it !

by SkiDale September 25, 2006

rectal fist fucking

Am J Forensic Med Pathol. 1985 Dec;6(4):319-24. Related Articles, Links


Rectal fist insertion. An unusual form of sexual behavior.

Shook LL, Whittle R, Rose EF.

Rectal fist insertion (fist fucking) is an uncommon and potentially dangerous sexual practice. This is usually a homosexual activity, but can also be a heterosexual or an autoerotic practice. One known death has been reported associated with rectal fist insertion, in which the complications of anal and colonic tears and bleeding had occurred (see Editor's note). The possibility of drug overdose is also probable, as drugs and alcohol are commonly introduced into the rectum to promote sphincter relaxation and to ease the discomfort of anal dilatation.

PMID: 4072987 PubMed - indexed for MEDLINE

Believe it or not, this is a genuine paper, which you can view at medline!!!! (online journal)

by Finesilver January 19, 2005

rectal fault line

1. (n) An ass crack that is extremely large, usually present on overweight women.

2. (n) When a woman's ass crack is larger then one's arm.

Sometimes abbreviated to just fault line.

that chick has the biggest rectal fault line I have ever seen.

by Speedo_spink August 14, 2006