ownage pyramid

The ladder of ownage
Lowest: you are the bitch to who powned you
2nd step: You are shuned by who owned you
3rd step: Owner
Top: Powner

I am on top of the ownage pyramid!!!

by Larry Franks November 4, 2007

The Great Pyramid of Giza

A sexual act; an extension of the "Eifel Tower", but greater, thus the term "Great Pyramid." Involves the female on all fours giving to the first of four men doggy-style or anal, the second a blowjob and the last two hand-jobs. The four men all hi-five to create a pyramid shape. Also, a transitive verb meaning to partake in the nominal form.

Did you hear that Kelly Eifel towered those two dudes?

You thinks she's a slut? Brenda was in a great pyramid last night with half the baseball team.

by WardUp September 7, 2005

Push over the pyramid

When lots of people use the same outhouse every day in cold weather the crap piles up directly under the drop zone and freezes from the bottom up. If left unchecked the pile stacks higher and higher until it emerges up out of the hole as a semi free form mass resembling a big brown birthday cake complete with white rosettes and brightly colored candles. At some point someone must push it over so the universe can march forward as it is intended to do.

Dickson, those ass holes down in Accounting are starting to get out of hand. You need to go down there and "push over the pyramid." Text me when its done, I’ll be in Cabo.

by pud'n tain November 17, 2010

Champagne Pyramid

A group of men sit naked and whacking it in a car with the windows open while a woman stands atop the car and proceeds to piss all over the roof. The men then drink the little streams of pee that drip down the window.

Mitch: The champagne pyramid at their wedding was awesome!
John: You should've seen the one on their honeymoon.

by IAmTheBatt May 20, 2010

The Pyramid scheme

When three bros form a triangle, and partake in anal sex. Make sure you take turns, you don't want to pop out.

I walked in on my three friends doing the pyramid scheme, I wish it was a mlm instead.

by The phantom diddler January 15, 2019

great pyramid of giza

a sexual maneuver involving one female and four males. the female is on her hands and knees, with two cocks in the ass, and two cocks in the mouth. the men then proceed to high five, forming a four sided "great pyramid of giza," if you will. this is not to be confused with the classic pyramid maneuver involving two females and one male.

dude who posted that video we made of the great pyramid of giza on facebook.

by don alejandro October 23, 2007

Pyranha

The sexiest man in Tennesse, possibly the sexiest man in the USA. He owns people such as rooker in CS, kills Zach Sanders in life, and Blake Doss cannot touch him in Defend Your Castle.

OMG, It's Pyranha. He's come to bite off some heads.

by Brad Love February 13, 2004