pick me girl

a pick me girl is very easy to distinguish for other girls but men tend to fall for it very easily. A pick me girl will RAVE about how she only hangouts with the male species because its “easier and less drama filled” but in reality non pick me girls just don’t claim her. She will go out of her way to make fun of a gf for something private or embarrassing they told her in front of a group of guys to make them like her less. It goes without say that she will act COMPLETELY different when ur around guys verses when you are alone with her (girl to girl) Will constantly remind you that she is not like other girls and she doesn’t try around other boys because they like that she’s natural and wears sweatpants and might even go out of her way to say she is like a sister or mom to her male friends. Men fail to identify this type of pick me girl because she tends to “flex” her male relationship on other girls and hypocritically complain about pick me girls in-front of the guys . Overall very misogynistic because she wants men to like her! Don’t be fooled taken men because your gf probably sees it more than you do.

Erica: I think I’m into Zach do you think i should go for it?

Pick me girl: OMG ugh he’s like a brother to me we facetime all the time!!!

Erica: I’m so excited for Ben’s party! I can’t wait to look cute i haven’t in so long

Pick me girl: see we are totally different becuz like i don’t have to try around them bc they just know me so well and i’m just like comfortable looking lazy and not try around them

Pick me girl: *randomly texts Erica* isn’t it like so weird that i can’t find a good present for johns birthday like I KNOW HIM SOO WELL and we r sooo close i’m like his sister and i give him like so much advice.

by urmomsuncle May 13, 2021

prune picker

Depression era term for a native Californian; one born in the U.S. State of California.

"I'm a prune picker, but my dad was an Okie."

by neanderthalprimadonna May 16, 2009

Pickering

To excessively like, comment, and/or post on a Facebook wall in order to create several Facebook notifications resulting in a single person's notifications filling an individual's notification list. Excessive Pickering often results in Facebook placing limitations on a person's Facebook account to limit annoying other users.

Use of the term Pickering is most commonly found in Massachusetts and Rhode Island.

James pickeringed Joey's Facebook by liking everyone's Happy Birthday posts on Joey's wall.

James will always pickering someone's Facebook when he is dating them.

by Cape Codder May 28, 2014

Alaskan Ice Pick

When yo bitch stands facing the wall only wearing her panties and you proceed to run at her full speed with a raging boner and attempt to break through the panties with your inflamed cock and penetrate her anus with extreme force. Often ending in a bloody mess and broken cock... For additional points have her wear leather panties.

My dick broke when i tried to Alaskan Ice Pick my Spanish teacher.

by biff mcbifferton January 24, 2009

pick a switch

When grandma has had enough and tells you to go find a branch to bring to her so she can beat your ass

Grandma: go pick a switch, boy! And it better be a good one
You: oh shit!

by Msmagic95 December 16, 2017

Pick 'N' Flick

When someone picks their nose, and flicks the booger off their finger.

Dude, what the fuck?! Don't be doing Pick 'N' Flicks in my house.

by Ariel~ June 28, 2009

Pickaxi

The plural of "pickaxes."

Chris: What's the plural form of pickaxes?
Eddie: What?
Chris: Pickaxi
Eddie: Are you retarded?

by QuackerJacks June 14, 2018