find the pooh

a ruthless game played by uni students in savage new zealand universities where one will proceed to take a pooh somewhere in anothers house, room, flat etc. the pooh should be strategically placed so that it is nearly impossible to find and will stink for ages.

was playing find the pooh with bevin the other day and i popped a squat in a hole in his mattress and he thought he shat himself since! still hasnt found it! i win!

by bevin loves boggles May 29, 2007

Period Pooh

Something that locals say in imitation of "periodt" that no one in the Stan community actually says.

"period pooh"
"Girl, shut up, no says that, periodt"

by Sisperiodt July 28, 2019

Pooh pants

anything stupid or not worth wasting your energy talking about...a manner in which to express a term of endearment and stupidness simultaneously in a single breath.

Russell is pooh pants.

Russell says pooh pants a lot.

Friends of friends we don't particularly care for are pooh pants.

by Doc April 17, 2004

Pritty Pooh

One who loves Bingay, A "Sister Blass" lover.

Yo look at him kissin Bingay, hes such a Pritty Pooh.

by Frank Giantanio November 9, 2003

Pooh Daisy

Some half witted, midget-spooning dumbfuck who's not worthy of being ordained a full-fledged asshole.

That can't-win-when-it-counts, sniveling, slobbering choke artist Peyton Manning is a closet queen POOH DAISY and won't ever sniff a Superbowl.

by Jmac...bitches January 11, 2007

pooh butt

Someone taken for granted by someone else. A cuckold.

Tyrone is a pooh butt because Tawana only played him for his ducats.

by Money Money April 25, 2003

pooh reading

Selections of various internet articles, Wikipedia posts, top 10 surveys or websites that are read while defecating. May or may not be read on a smart phone or tablet.

Top 10 Latina Bikini models? That sounds like some good Pooh Reading.

North Korea actually has food? That sounds like some good Pooh Reading!

by BIGGROBBMIXES December 27, 2014