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The Poultry Poltergeist

When a woman runs around naked, like a headless chicken, making ghost noises and her partner has to ejaculate onto her. The man must have his eyes closed, only using the ghost noises to pinpoint her location.
“Amanda, Johnny and I tried out the Poultry Poltergeist and he nutted right into my eyes, he gave me pinkeye!”
by Soggy Cannabis May 9, 2022
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poetent

The characteristic of a poet or poem that is especially rich, fertile and powerful.
Fern Hill is a very poetent poem.
Shakespeare is the most poetent bard in English
by Wally Keeler February 8, 2009
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Polter Diddle

Dane Cook: The hotel was haunted!
Conan OBrien: Really?
Dane: Yes and I'm convinced that I was sexually assaulted by a ghost.
-crowd laughs-
Conan: Sexaully asau-
Dane: Yeah! I think the term is Polter Diddling. -crowd laughs- It's a Polter Diddle. -crowd laughs-
Conan: A Polter Diddle?
by Giovanni Mann June 10, 2009
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penny polite

One who apologizes profusely for something that they really are not sorry for but to give the illusion of feeling remorse.
Guy 1 says: "I'm so sorry for stepping on your cat."
Guy 2 says: " No, you're not you're just being 'penny polite'!"
by Sarcastic_Sydney January 5, 2005
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Temasek Polytechnic

A school with a lot of insects. Example, the Bumblebee . Talking about Bumblebees, we have one that came from ITE acting like a patient who escaped from IMH.
Welcome to Temasek Polytechnic.

You can suck my balls
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nanyang polytechnic

cool school beside mrt with some students being high ego
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Strand Polytechnic

A pejorative term for King's College London, generally used by students at its rival institution, University College London. The term manages to convey a sense of KCL's being mediocre in both academic and social terms: a polytechnic was, in the UK, a college offering mainly vocational degrees, widely considered to be inferior to the older universities, and with an attached social stigma. The Strand is the London street where 'Strand Poly' has its main campus (although it has spread to the South Bank and beyond.)
She applied to Cambridge, but they rejected her, so he ended up at Strand Polytechnic!

He got his philosophy degree at Strand Polytechnic, and now he's working at McDonalds.
by JuliaB May 25, 2007
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