perky

A girl who's "peachy",
cheerful, lively !
High-spirited.

Hi !! ;-D
It's so nice seeing you !!

by lois77 June 8, 2005

Perfy

1. So stupid it's funny 2. Hella crazy 3. Makes you laugh so hard you can't breathe

It was hella perfy when that guy ran across the freeway naked.

by Jigga Jones October 2, 2005

percy-speed

The slowest possible motion to still be considered moving forward.

The cliffs surrounding Niagara Falls are actually eroding at percy-speed.

by JohnnyDago February 26, 2008

Percy pigs

Amazing M&S sweets that aren't the same anywhere. You're a twat if you don't eat the ears before the face. Never try to open them in a silent area though...

Going to shop in M&S, not because I'm rich and white, just for the Percy pigs.

by cactus12347 April 2, 2020

perky d's

a female with a magnificant set of breast, a perfect d cup without sag or blemish. Perfect semitry of a breast arangment.

Rico always dates those girls with perky d's.

by Rico Sauve May 13, 2008

percy-speed

Abnormally slow, apathetic human movement.

It took an hour to clean the boat because Dave was moving at percy-speed.

by Donkey81 February 25, 2008

percy-speed

Percy-speed v(P) is defined by...
v(P) = Pm/r² , where:

P = the percy-speed constant = 7.3635
m = your mass
r² = your distance at any point in time from Percy

Essentially, the further you are from Percy, the faster you move.

The bartenders at Segafredo serve at percy-speed.

by Jeff81 March 31, 2008