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Penciled in

Someone who has been scheduled for a fuck.
"You busy tonight?"

"Yeah sorry. I've penciled in Kristin for an hour before work."

"Cool. That chick is a total freak."

"Yup, yup."
by pH Balance January 25, 2008
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The Pencil Cannon

A sex move involving a male, a female, and a pencil. This move is performed by shoving the pencil, eraser first, into the male's urethra. the male then proceeds to ejaculate into the female's vagina, effectively shooting the pencil through the females internal organs and through her head.
"Bro, if she's being a bitch, don't break up with her, just perform The Pencil Cannon next time you guys have sex."
by ekgi November 10, 2018
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pencil-bone

vb; to write over written text so much that the original writing becomes illegible; results include difficulty reading a book or paper because someone else's handwriting is dominating a typed page; pens are not excluded, but pencils are much more dramatic.
"My English teacher was aggressive with my essay; he totally pencil-boned my rough draft."

"I know I asked you to write some notes in your music, but next time don't pencil-bone it; it's almost impossible to play now."
by Steven Sparkman July 30, 2008
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Pencil pot

Pencil pot is a place of relaxation that the youths of Clifton and surrounding villages have used to smoke and sniff drugs for many generations.
Let's go pencil pot and sit there for a few hours like we do everyday
by Joe s July 3, 2016
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pencil case

a small miny zippable bag that you put stolen school material in
a have a pencil case full of stolen crayola markers
by Lebron steve June 17, 2019
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The Pencil Sharpener

Too give oral sex with captain crunch in mouth
She gave him the pencil sharpener till he was raw.
by bigjackhauf February 7, 2015
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Kentucky Pencil Sharpener

A vagina that is so diseased, it'd be healthier to fuck a pencil sharpener.
Xander: Bro, Miranda is so hot. I would pay good money to hook up with her.
Grayson: Nah man, big Pete got with her last week and said she's got a Kentucky Pencil Sharpener. He's been icing his junk ever since.
Xander: God damn...
by Ichabod's_Cumslave May 18, 2016
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