peeshell

What a seashell that your dog pees on is called

My Boston Terrier, Bailey just loves going to the beach! She pees on all seashells, turning them into peeshells.

by GlazeHer June 10, 2023

Peestapation

When you go to pee, but it's stuck and nothing will come out.

Jon: Hey Bill, why are you back from the bathroom so soon?
Bill: I'm peestapated up the wazoo, mang
Jon: Ah, peestapation; I've been there, I wonder if it can happen to girls

by sexlover69butwithgirlsguysstop December 14, 2013

Peesturbate

To masturbate while peeing

Tommy- When I went to the go to the bathroom I peesturbated bruh!

by dickleberries December 31, 2014

Peesparagus

Your smelly pee after you eat asparagus.

That grilled asparagus was delicious, but I sure had some nasty peesparagus afterwards.

by Drewcifee November 7, 2017

peesib

To be anything and everything

I'm a very happy peesib

by Peesib May 10, 2018

peewhacker

a person who waves their penis while peeing causing it to wave

Becky: He was waving his penis while peeing!
Frank: OH man! He is a peewhacker

by MaybeIDoKnowYou March 22, 2018

peesistant

When your dog is resisting going to the bathroom when you need them to.

I was running late to a meeting because Fido was being peesistant. He can just hold it for another 5 hours if he is going to be like that.

by Claymax2 August 28, 2019