by EnPassantBoi March 20, 2021
Get the en passant mug.Tommy McMurtry (Who may or may not be associated with Pumpkins, Pumpkin Bread or Pumpkin Eater - who ALSO may or may not enjoy being Pumpkin MilkShaked, and who has been rumored to be Pumpkin Positive) is a pastor for Liberty Baptist Church, a traditional Baptist Church located in Rock Falls, Illinois; which holds deeply homophobic and bigoted ideals. Whether or not Tommy McMurtry IS sexually attracted to pumpkins is unknown, but it is highly speculated.
Jim - “Pastor Tommy McMurtry? I heard that guy is sexually attracted to pumpkins.”
Basir - “I’ve heard that too, but we just don’t know.”
Jackie - “Pastor McMurtry? Never heard of him.”
Damien - “That’s the pastor of Liberty Baptist Church. It’s never been confirmed, but I heard from a friend that he has a kink for pumpkins. I don’t normally kinkshame, but he advocates for violence and capital punishment against GSRM (LGBT) people, so I think in this case it’s excusable.
Basir - “I’ve heard that too, but we just don’t know.”
Jackie - “Pastor McMurtry? Never heard of him.”
Damien - “That’s the pastor of Liberty Baptist Church. It’s never been confirmed, but I heard from a friend that he has a kink for pumpkins. I don’t normally kinkshame, but he advocates for violence and capital punishment against GSRM (LGBT) people, so I think in this case it’s excusable.
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José Pedro Balmaceda Pascal is a Chilean actor born on April 2nd, 1975. He is known for playing Oberyn Martell in Game Of Thrones (2014), DEA agent Javier Peña in Narcos (2015) and most recently, Din Djarin in Star Wars' The Mandalorian (2019).
Also, a total DILF. I'm not joking, he is currently playing lots of dads.
Also, a total DILF. I'm not joking, he is currently playing lots of dads.
by buildmeagokart December 29, 2020
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Also used like "my Pashmam fell off".
Pashmam refers to useless hairs of body.
Also used like "my Pashmam fell off".
Pashmam refers to useless hairs of body.
by Qrash June 3, 2018
Get the Pashmam mug.A cyber terrorist: Normally on TikTok and Twitter harassing people he disagrees with. A Breakfast Pastry is always trying to cancel someone and ruin their life because he's a miserable hobbit and his life is sh*tty. This person usually is found with Mrs Potato Head "The nasty Fake doctor" "Rx0rcist.
Breakfast Pastry also mean Sh*t!
Breakfast Pastry also mean Sh*t!
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