Parkour

Basically, its getting from point A to point B as fast as you can. This would involve vaulting over rails, running up walls, jumping long distance, etc.

Some guy took my wallet and started running, so I did parkour to catch him.

by Pyromancer May 16, 2015

Parkour

A base jumping activity that requires an individual to get to Point A to Point B as quickly and as creative as possible.

My trainer said that parkour can teach you discipline.

by Bobojizz September 3, 2018

Parkourninis

It is another word for parkour but better!

I’m not a Parkourninis

by Lup.V. July 18, 2019

Parkour

An activity for arrogant idiots who show no concern for the general public at large. Usually involves trespassing into someone else’s private property, and performing some asinine string of stunts until severe injury or death. Similar to skateboarding, but with no skateboard, so is therefore utterly pointless.

I know a dude who says he does “Parkour”. Seems like a desperate douche.

by Diaper8 March 8, 2023

Bussy Parlor

A gay sex lounge, where there is plenty of bussy.

Lemme head down to the "Bussy Parlor" and get me some Bussy. for me and my bois.

by street_ret June 16, 2019

tangent parkour

The act of jumping from tangent to tangent in a conversation.

"Yeah we started talking about what to do this weekend and started doing tangent parkour, an hour later we were discussing quantum mechanics."

by DarkGod86 September 29, 2021

Gorilla Parkour Mode

When a child gets so angry that they can risk their existence to achieve their original goal. This normally results to violence, insane parkour skills, and in fear among others.

Jacob wanted to play with a piece of plastic but he couldn't so he entered Gorilla Parkour Mode.

by Akafrog May 11, 2023